Joe Davies ([info]ferdinand1213) wrote,
@ 2007-05-18 02:25:00
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Student Exams...
...the time of the semester when other people's stupidity takes up large amounts of time.

Here are two gems from the seven exams I've graded so far for my First World War class. This has a lot to do with why I've only done seven of them. What's great is that they're not only bad, but dynamically bad.

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Short Answer 1

United States' Entry into the war

The United States entered the war when room 40 (a British decoding group) found or decoded a telegram sent to Mexico from Germany saying "invade america so we can fight our own homeland while the americans are busy fighting you and in return we will give you your land back from the American-mexican war. America was in the war already but this little event triggered the beast who goes by the name america

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ID #7

Emperor Karl: Karl Marx was the 8th Russian Emperor. His assassination brought Russia into the war on the side of the allies.

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[info]skullhunter
2007-05-18 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit that's great. The beast who goes by the name america, huh?

If only the Marx family hadn't been assassinated, Emperor Karl might have been better suited to negotiate with King Roosevelt after World War I, that would have prevented the Cold War from being so chilly.

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[info]louielouie14
2007-05-18 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just wow.

These answers remind me of a quote from 'Strangers With Candy':

Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris): Do a lot of people die of syphilis?
Mr. Chuck Noblet (Stephen Colbert): Oh, absolutely. Historically, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, it decimated our fleet at Pearl Harbor, and of course, Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off.
-Strangers With Candy

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